Welcome to Unplanned Podnancy
Chris
Born in Lithuania at the age of 4 without a tongue, Chris' mother died before he was conceived. Rising through the ranks of the warlord Jumanji's army, he earned the right to use the time travel relic held in the warlord’s treasury. Leaving the year 3271, Chris has come to the present in order to tickle your mind with questions such as "isn't a boot just a high ankle shoe?" Now living in your modern world, he has explored the avenues of working with computers and software, music, art, video games, and content creation. However, the modern world leaves a craving in his soul that will only be filled by answering one question - "Why has no one ever made butter from human breast milk?"
Matt
Totally human computer guy.